Ayurvedic Healing Human Body (घरेलू उपाय )

आयुर्वेदिक हिलींग (घर पर किये जाने वाले उपाय )

मस्तस्क रोग के उपाय :

सुबह स्नान पर जाने से  पहले पांच मिनट के लिए सिर के बीचोंबीच किसी अच्छे  तेल से मालिश करे, जैसे की सरसों, भृंगराज, आंवला या फिर कोई नारियल ब्राह्मी का तेल ।
इस क्रिया से नए बाल आएंगे, व बाल घने, काले व मुलायम भी हो जायेंगे।
इस क्रिया से मस्तिष्क का विकास व यादाश्त भी बढ़ेगी।

रात्रि मैं सोने के कुछ समय पहले।
कान के पिछले हिस्से में तेल की मालिश करे (नाड़ियों में )।
गर्दन के पिछले हिस्से में तेल की मालिश करे (नाड़ियों में )।
सिर के पिछले हिस्से में तेल की मालिश करे (नाड़ियों में )।
ऐसा करने से तनाव मानसिक परेशानियाँ से होने वाला दर्द खत्म होता है।

Ayurvedic Healing Human Body (घरेलू उपाय )

Chanakaya Nitiya ( General Wise Political Ethics of Great Scholar Chanakaya )

अधित्येन्दं  यथाशास्त्रं नरो जानाति सतम : |

धर्मोपदेशविख्यातं कार्याकार्य शुभाशुम्  ||

Whosoever after reading this article begins to know good or bad and acts accordingly, he may be counted as best man of the society.

तदहं संप्रद्श्यामि लोकानां हितकाम्यया  |

यस्य  विज्ञानमात्रेन सर्वज्ञत्वं प्रपधते ||

For the  benefits of the people I will inform you only from the things which will provide you knowledge.

मूर्ख सिष्योप्देशेन दुष्टस्त्रीभरनैन च |

दुखित : संप्रयोगेन पण्डितोडश्य्वसीदति ||

Even the wise will suffer grief by preaching a dunce pupil, and supporting a vile woman. Associating themselves with such melancholic person nobody can live happily.

दुष्टा भार्या शठ मित्रं भृत्यस्चोतरदायक: |  

ससर्पे च गृहे वसो मृत्युरेव न  संशयं : ||

The virago wife, a rogue friend, an impudent servant and a snake infested in a house might have became the death's cause. It has no doubts to keep. (A wise man should shun them at all cost.)

प्रणम्य शिरसा विष्णुं त्रिलोकयधिपतिंप्रभुम |

नानाशत्रोउध्य्तं व्रक्ष्ये रज्ञितिसमुच्च्यम् ||

I bow before the God Vishnu who is the Lord of the three realms and try to collect, the principals of state craft culled from various ancient books of knowledge, in this book of political guide.

आपदर्थे धन रक्षेद्दरात्रक्षेद्ध्नेरपि |

आत्मानं संततं रक्षेददारेरपि धनेरपि |

One must save money for the evil days. It's not that distress won't touch the rich people. The movement of Godess of wealth (Laxmi) are unpredictable. Even the accumulated wealth can be destroyed in no time, (one must be very careful about money.)

यस्मिन्देशे न संमानो न वर्तिर्न च बान्धव : |

न च विधागमोद्द्प्य्स्ति वासं तत्र नाकरयेत ||

One should not live at a place one does not get respect where one has no means of earning for the livelihood where one is already not having any near relation living, there already and where there may not be any chance of acquiring knowledge.(One should dwell at a place where there is respect, chance of earning livelihood, and there are his close relatives earning livelihood, and there are his close relatives and scope of enhancing knowledge).

धनिक: श्रोतियो राजा नदी वैधस्तु पन्चम:

पन्च यत्र न विधन्ते न तत्र दिवसं बसेत् |

One should not stay even for a single day where there are none of these five facilities.

1. A rich person who dole out money at the time of need.
2. A well versed scholar of Vedas, who can clarity the confusion regarding what one should do and shouldn't do.
3. A king enforces law order at the time of need and who rules honesty.
4. A good physician to provide help in case of any ailment.
5. a river for one's need of water.

These five things are necessary or everyone. A wise man can't stay wherever these facilities are not available.

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Hindi Dirty Adult Naughty Jokes SMS Images Pictures Photos

रात को फ़ोन बजता है 
पति कहता की अगर मेरे लिए हो तो बोल देना की मैं घर पर नहीं हूँ । 
पत्नि : फ़ोन पर हाँ वो घर पर ही है । 
पति गुस्से से : तुमसे कहा था बोलना मैं घर पर नहीं हूँ बोलना । 
पत्नी : गुस्से से -- Shut Up - वो फ़ोन मेरे लिए था । 

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Kya Aapko Pata hai, Duniya ka Sabse pehla Hawai Jahaj (Aeroplane) Kanha uda tha?
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Janiye Iss Chotte se break ke baad...........
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Surf Excel :  Daag Achhe Hai
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Amul Macho -Bade Aaram Se
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Garnier :- Take Care
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Asli Masale Sach Sach :-- MDH MDH
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Hum me hai Hero -- Hero Motto
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Laila ko Karna tha Impress tou Majnu ne Khayi Minto Fresh
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Hi Handsome Hi Handsome- Fair and Handsome cream for men.
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Show main aapka ek bar phir swagat hai

Duniya main sabse pehle Hawai Jahaj (Aeroplane) Hawa (हवा) Main Uda tha..........? #4@%?

Naughty Adult Translations

Hudband and wife jokes Pictures

Hudband and wife jokes

Hindi Dirty jokes

Jokes in Pictures

Hindi Sad Freindship Dard Dosti Shayari SMS Quotes

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Mana ki humse wo khafa hoga,

Wo dost humein aajma raha hoga,

Hum utni hi shiddat se usey yaad aayenge,

Jitni shiddat se wo hume bhula raha hoga.....

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Kismat  jab likhi to khuda so gaya,

Jisko bhi jaan se chaha wo juda ho gaya,

Dard sahey hai is dil ne itne ki,

Dil se dard ka ehsas hi kho gaya.....

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Bahut udaas hai koi shakss door jane se,

Ho sakey tou loata aa fir kisi bahane se,

Tum lakh nahin magar ek baar tou delho,

Koi tut gaya hai tumhare rutth jane se....

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Chaha tha jisko usko bhulaya na gaya,

Zakhm dil ka logon ko dikhaya na gaya,

Zudaei ke baad bhi itna pyar karta hai dil,

Ki bewafai ka ilzam bhi lagaya na gaya...

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Dard mein har koi muskura nahin sakta,

Apne dil ki baat har kisi ko bata nahin sakta,

Roshini lene walon khud hi mehsoos kar lena,

Chirag jal tou sakta hai par apni taklif bata nahin sakta....... 

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Tum udaas se lagte ho,

Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki,

Main zindagi girwi rakh sakta hoon,

Tum keemat batao muskurane ki ..........

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Chund lamhon ki zindagi hai,

Nafraton se jiya nahin karte,

Lagta hai dushmano se gujarish karni padegi,

dost tou yaad kiya nahin karte........

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tumhari yaad sataye tou kya karein,

kisi se milne ko dil chahe tou kya karey,

log kehte hai spano mein hoti hai mulaqat,

lekin agar neend na aaye tou kya karey......

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Jo sab dete wo hum nahin denge,

Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahin denge,

Yekin na ho tou aazma lena mere dost,

Zindagi mein tumhein kabhi gum nahin denge........

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Dosti ne har gum sehna sikha diya,

Muskurati hui aankhon ko behna sikha diya,

Aksar mehfilon mein gunjti thi meri aawaz ,

Ab ye waqt hai ki chup rehna sikha diya......

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Upar se gussa dil se pyar karte ho,

Nazare churate ho dil beqrar karte ho,

Lakh chupao duniya se mujhe,

Tum roj mere SMS ka intezar karte ho........

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Sitaron ko gin pana mushkil hai,

Kismat ka likha mitana mushkil hai,

Bhale hi tumko hamari zarurat na ho,

Par tumhari ahmiyat lafzon main batana mushkil hai.......

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Hindi Love Shayari SMS, Dil Ki baat Shayari ke saath

Aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,

Apni mohabbat ka gulam kar gaya,

Apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kharida

tha jisey,

Wo hi aaj humein nilam kar gaya.....

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Itni fariyad hai humari humein yaad rakhna,

Hamare sath bitaye pal aabad rakhna,

Hum yaad karte hai tumko ye khayal rakhna,

Chahe humein apne dil mein sabke baad rakhna...

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Mere hathon se gir gayi lakirey kahin,

Bhul aaye taqdeer kahin,

Agar miley tumhein kahin tou uttha lena,

Mere hisse ki har khushi apne hathon mein saja lena....

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Taqdeer se humein hissa milta hai,

Pyar bhara jab koi rishta milta hai,

Roshan ho jati hai sari zindagi,

Jab rishton mein tum jaisa

Farishta milta hai......

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Ye khusbu ye hawa tumhare naam kar di,

Mausam ki har ek ada tumhare naam kar di,

Mere dil ne kaha aaj kuchh khaas tohfa tumko dun,

Isliye dil se nikal kar dua tumhare naam kar di.....

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Pyar shabd nahin jo mit jaye,

Umar nahin jo kat jaye,

Safar nahin jo manzil paye,

Ye dosti wo aehsas hai,

Jiske liye agar jiya jaye,

Tou zindagi kam pad jaye....

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Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hai,

Jo nahin mil sakta usi se mohabat kyun hai,

Kitne zakhm khaye hai is dil ne,

Fir bhi dil usi ki zarurat kyun hai .....

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Kuch raaj hai jo tum bata nahin patey,

Kuch aansu hai jo hum chhupa nahin patey,

Ek hum badnasib hai jo tumko yaad tak nahin,

Aur ek tum khushnashib ho jinhein hum bhula nahin patey.......

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Agar hum ek aansu hotey tou,

Tumhari aankhon se girna pasand karte,

Agar tum mere aankho ke aansou hote,

Tou vada hai dost hum zindagi bhar kabhi nahin rote.....

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 Nazron ka tha qasoor par saja dil ne payi,

Ye dil bahut roya jab judai ki ghadi aayi,

Wo chal diye na milne ka humse vada karke,

Saja bhi de di aur khata bhi na batai...........

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Koun yaad karta hai naam ko,

Log tou chehron ko bhi bhool jatey hai,

Tum samundar ki baat karte ho,

Lou tou aankhon mein bhi doob jate hai....

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Apna ek-ek aansou jod kar tumhari hansi banayege,

Vada karte hai tumse aakhri saans tak dosti nibhayenge,

Na chhodenge saath tumhara zindagi bhar dosti mein,

Tumko kho dar doston mein kabhi jee nahin payenge.......

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Hindi Romantic Serious Punchlines SMS Shayri Quotes

Na kabhi muskurahat tere honthon se door ho,
Teri har khwasih haqiqat ko manjoor ho,
Ho jaaye jo tu mujhse khafa,
Khuda na kare kabhi mujhse koi
aisa kasoor ho...
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Hai aasman par itne sitare kahan,
Jo har kisi ko ek-ek sitara miley,
Kashtiyon ke liye bhanwar bhi tou bahut hai,
kya jaruri hai har kashti ko kinara miley....
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Kuch likh nahin patey kuch suna nahin patey,
Haal-ae-dil zuban par la nahin patey,
Tum utar gaye ho dil ki gehraiyon mein,
Hum samajhne ki koshish tou karte par samajh nahin patey........
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Gam wo jo aansu la sakey,
Khusi wo jo gam bhula sakey,
Humein to chahiye bas tumahari itni si dosti,
jo mere jane ke baad tumko thoda sa rula de...
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Thukra de koi to dil tut jata hai,
Tod deti hai yaadein jab koi apna 
hi samajh nahin pata hai,
Sach kehte hai duniya waley 
Insaan dimag se nahin dil se har jaata hai........
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Yun mile ki mulaqat ho na saki,
Honth kanpe magar baat ho na saki,
Meri har nigah dastan keh gayi,
Aur unko shikayat hai baat ho na saki....
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Usne humse pucha teri raza kya hai,

Kyun karte ho pasand wajah kya hai,

Kao bataye usey meri khata kya hai,

Jo wajah se karey pasand kisi ko usme maza kya hai.........

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Nafarat lakh mili lekin chahat na mili,

Mit gayi zindagi (dosti) par rahat na mili,

Unki mehfil mein har sakss ko hanste hue dekha,

Ek hum hi they jisse husne ki ijajat na mili..........

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Tumhari pasand meri chahat ban jaye,

Khubsurat dil ki rahat ban jaye,

Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de tumko,

Ki tumko khush meri aadat ban jaye......

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Pal ne kaha ek pal se,

Pal bhar ke liye tum mere pass aa jao,

Pal bhar main tumhare saath kuch aisa ho ki,

Har pal bas tum hi tum yaad aao....

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Unki khawahish thi ki meri aankhon mein pani dekhe,

Main uss waqt se aankhon se aankhon mein sailab liye firta hoon,

Afsos ki fir bhi wo mere na ho sakey,

Mainn jiski aarzo ki kitab liye firta hoon....

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Serious Funny Jokes SMS Quotes Shayri

Teri Judai bhi humein pyar lagti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar lagti hai,
Wo Din Jo saath Gujare they humne,
Tallaash unko baar baar nazar karti hai.......
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Gulab ki mahak ko churaya nahin jata,
Suraj ki kiran ko chhupaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti main,
Par doston ko kabhi bhulaya nahi jata........
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Har gali ko phulo se saja ke rakhiye
Kaun jaane wo kis gali se Gujre,
Subaha honay ko hai mahaul banaye rakhiye,
Ek na ek shama andhere mein jalaye rakhiye.....
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Hum Miti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
Bana-bana kar mitate gaye,
Humein koi na apna bana saka,
Hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye......
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Muskan apni tum ek baar de do,
khwabon mein hi deedar de do,
Bas ek baar kar do aane ka vada,
Fir chahe zindagi bhar ka intezaar de do....
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Jab khyal kiya tou khyal bhi tera aaya,
Jab aankhein bund ki tou chehra tera nazar aaya,
Socha yaad kar loon us khuda ko,
Magar jab honth khule tou naam tera aaya.....
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Ulfat ki zanjeeron se kya darna,
Apni hi takdir se kya darna,
Khud par agar bharosa na ho,
Apne hathon ki lakir se kya darna.....
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Apne saare gam mujhe de do,
Main sari khusiyan tujhe deta hoon,
Jo sochi thi kabhi khud ke liye,
Wo saari duayein tujhe deta hoon....
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Zindagi gamo se door nahi hoti, 
har khusi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
iss dosti ko dosti se sajakar rakhna,
Mere dost ye wo ibadat hai jo 
sabko naseeb nahin hoti..........
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Gustakhi hai humari har kisi 
rishta jod lete hai,
Log kehte hai mera dil pathar ka hai,
Lekin kuch aise hain,
Jo isey tod dete hain.......
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Aarti Jai Jaat Dewta, Funny Jaat Aarti

Jai Jai Jaat Hare-Swami Jai Jaat Hare |
Do Do Gaj ki Munche Kandhe Lath Dhare || Jai ||
Pancho ka Sarpanch kahawe, Hath rahe chalta | Swami ||
Deta Bhoot utar tabhi, Jo teen paanch karta || Jai ||
Aann Vidhata kehlata tu, he haldar nami | Swami ||
Tum Bin Baat bane na meri Lathmar Swami || Jai ||
Chillaam Tambhakhu aur Hukke ki dhoop Lage teri | Swami ||
mattha Dahi ke sath kalewa, do gud ke pedi || Jai ||
Tum ho Nisachar ke marak, Nirbal ke sathi | Swami ||
Soya bhoot Jagra Jawe je Pad Jawe lathi || Jai ||
Surajmal si chaal chale tu, nahar sa garje| Swami ||
Bhagat singh bankar Inkalab karde || Jai ||
Dagabaaj aur Jaal saaj ke bhar deta bhusa | Swami ||
Chor, Uchaka, Jutha Bhage, Saat Saat kosa || Jai ||
Roda, Raah Bane na Koi, Jo Kench kan deta | Swami ||
Jab uthe Talab Dudh ki Pe ek bhains leta || Jai || 
Jo ye padhe aarti Jaat ki, to aarkshan miljya | Swami ||
Sath Sabhi ke Jaat Hawa Singh ka maan bhi Khilja

Aarti Jai Jaat Dewta

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Haryanvi Jat shayri kisse Kahawat Images

Load karka Riffle जब  jeep par swar hotey hain,
Bandhh ke saafa sartee जब gabhru teyar hotey hain,
Dekhe duniya chaat pe chad kar or kemhti hain,
Kaash Hum bhi jaat hotey,

Kun kehta se ke bekar se jaat 
Apne aap main apni sarkar se jaat,
Jaat Rann-bhumi main tezz,
Teer or Talwar hain jaat
Agar je kuch bhi na to yarron key yar se jaat

Fullo ki kahaani bharon ne likhi hain, 
Chand ki Jawaani sitaron ne likhi hain,
Jaat kisi ki kalaam ke mohtaj nahi se,
Kyonki जाटों ने apni kahaani teer or talwaron se likhi se 

Is Duniya ne जाटों se Bahut gile sikwe hain,
Kyonke जाटों se unko kewal dard aur Zakham hi mile se,
Lekin aapne जाट bhi key kare Humee
Haathiyaar bhi to virasat mai milee hain.......
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Jaat Shayri

Tere Shahi 'Palanga' ne chod,
aake le mhare gam main 'Nazara khaat' ka

Tere pajami aali 'fashion' te,
Ghana maza se sedhe sadhe 'thaat' ka

Tere shahri Bandar te na uthe 'School Bag' bhi,
Arr yo  hath te 'Bullet thawe' Chora Jat ka.


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Jaat Kahawat

Narm ki galya naram bhatere,,
garam ki gelya Garam bathere
Marder sarder bhi karke dekh lewan
Kar liye aache karam bathere | |
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Mummy Papa nyu keh thee,,
Beta mat badiye kite ladai main
khamkhan mat pair fasaiye ,,
auro ki kardai main
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Ieb main ke karon jab,,
jawan laag gaya sar te upar pani
mere 302 lagwawega ,,,,,
Yo tera Pyar Marjani |..

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Jaat Dictionary

Short Jokes and Pranks in Hindi

लड़का : डेट पे अपनी AUDI Q7 ????,.... मैंने तुमसे एक बात छुपाई है की मैं शादीशुदा हूं  ॥ 
लड़की : गले लगते हुई। ……  अरे यार तुमने तो डरा ही दिया था । 

मैंने सोचा AUDI Q 7 तुम्हारी नहीं है ॥ 




एक बार एक फ्लाइट में एक आदमी एक औरत से पूछता है 
की अच्छा परफ्यूम है 
मैं अपनी बीवी को गिफ्ट करना चाहता हूँ ॥ 


औरत : आप उसको गिफ्ट न ही दें। ………… क्योंकि कोई न कोई इडियट इस परफ्यूम के जरिये आपकी बीवी से बात 

 करने का मौका पा जायेगा ॥ 


Ek Marij fakir se: Are Bhai koi aise dawai batao jis se meri khansi chali jaaye.
Fakir : Yar ek kam kar ke dekh tu daru ka peg mar,
Aadmi: Lekin Daru se kaisi
Fakir : Yar daru se mera raj path chala gaya to ye teri khansi kon si badi cheeh hai, 

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Adult Naughty Jokes SMS Quotes Massages Pics Images Pictures Photos

Adult Naughty Jokes

Padosi ka hai

Chagan bhai bacche ko bachha gadi main lekar ghumne ko nikala.

Jo Bhi raste main mila usne pucha kya bhai apne bachhe ko tehlane nikale ho.

Do char baar to chagan chup raha phir usne nahi sahib padosi ka hai.

To us par puchne wale ne Jhuk kar dekha aur bola oh tabhi to padosi se sakal milti hai.

Funny Men will be men

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Shadi ke baad Tiwari Ji ne apni biwi se pucha

Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne 'Boy freinds' the ?

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Patni ne ek lifafa diya jisme chawal ke kuch dane the aur 200 rupaye the 

Tiwari ji : Ye kya hai

wife: main jab bhi boyfreind banati thi to isme 1 dana dal deti thi 

Tiwari Ji : dane gine aur bola bas 7 aur ye 200 rupaye kis liye hai 

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04 kilo chawal bech diye hai.

pati par Nibandh jokes

Ek Bujurg ko kisi ne Apni Biwi ki Buraiyan sunai to Bujurg ne Pucha:
Tumhare Kapde kaun Dhota hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Khana kaun pakata hai....?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Ghar aur maal ki chowkidari kaun karta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Mehman ka swagat kaun karta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Pareshani aur gam main tumhe kaun sath deta hai...?
 Ladka Bola : Biwi


Apne Maa Baap ko chodkar, Umar bhar tumhare sath kaun rehta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Bimari main tumhari dekhbhal kaun karta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Achha ye batao ki kabhi inkaam ke liye tumse kabhi paise mange...?
Ladka Bola :Nahi

बुजुर्ग :

बीवी का एक एब तुझे नज़र आ गया मगर इतनी सारी खुबियाँ नज़र नही आई ?
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दिल पर पत्थर रख के आगे फारवर्ड करो 
और.. क्या!!

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