Showing posts with label Wife jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wife jokes. Show all posts

Women Marriage blonde wife husband jokes

Shadi ke baad Tiwari Ji ne apni biwi se pucha
Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne 'Boy freinds' the ?
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Patni ne ek lifafa diya jisme chawal ke kuch dane the aur 200 rupaye the 
Tiwari ji : Ye kya hai
wife: main jab bhi boyfreind banati thi to isme 1 dana dal deti thi 
Tiwari Ji : dane gine aur bola bas 7 aur ye 200 rupaye kis liye hai 
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04 kilo chawal bech diye hai.





pati par Nibandh jokes
pati par Nibandh jokes

Ek Bujurg ko kisi ne Apni Biwi ki Buraiyan sunai to Bujurg ne Pucha:
Tumhare Kapde kaun Dhota hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Khana kaun pakata hai....?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Ghar aur maal ki chowkidari kaun karta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Mehman ka swagat kaun karta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Pareshani aur gam main tumhe kaun sath deta hai...?
 Ladka Bola : Biwi


Apne Maa Baap ko chodkar, Umar bhar tumhare sath kaun rehta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Bimari main tumhari dekhbhal kaun karta hai...?
Ladka Bola : Biwi

Achha ye batao ki kabhi inkaam ke liye tumse kabhi paise mange...?
Ladka Bola :Nahi
बुजुर्ग :
बीवी का एक एब तुझे नज़र आ गया मगर इतनी सारी खुबियाँ नज़र नही आई ?
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दिल पर पत्थर रख के आगे फारवर्ड करो 
और.. क्या!!


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