Pati: Aaj khane main
kya banoagi!
Patni: jo tum kaho
Pati: Theek hai Dal chawal bana do
Patni: Aabhi kal hi to banaye the
Pati: to sabzi bana lo
Patni: Bachee nahi khate
Pati: Phir keema bana lo
Patni: keeme se mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai
Pati: Theek hai kadi bana lo
Patni: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: To phir kya banaogi.. !!!
Patni: Jo Tum kaho………..!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ek dukan ke bahar likha insaan ki tarah bat karne wala kuta
bikau hai
Ek aadmi ne jakar pucha mei us kutte ko dekhna chahta hoon
Dukandar bola theek hai andar baitha hai jakar kar baat kar
loo
Aandar kursi par ek hatta katta kutta baitha tha! Aadmi ne
us kutte se puche kyon bhai tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
Us par kuta bola kar to main bahut kuch sakta hoon par philhal
to dukan ki rakhwali kar raha hoon, or isse pehle main America main jasoosi
mahekme main kam karta tha jahan kafi khunkar terrorist ko pakdwaya phir main England
chala gaya wahan par main police ke liye mukhbari karta tha aur ab ek saal baad
yahan aa gaya!!!!!
Tab aadmi ne dukandar se pucha yar itna samajhdar kute ko bechna
kyon chahte ho to dukandar bola sala jooth bahut bolta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hindi Shayri
Chahe pyar kitna bhi door rahe,
Pyar ke silsile kabhi na kum honge,
Jab bhi lage tum taklif main ho,
palat kar dekhna tumhare saaye ki jagah hum honge..........
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chhoti si baat par koi shikwa na karna,
Koi bhool ho jaye to maaf karna,
Naraz tab hona jab hum dosti tod denge,
Kyonki aisa tab hoga jab hum duniya chhod denge.....
Hindi Shayri
Chahe pyar kitna bhi door rahe,
Pyar ke silsile kabhi na kum honge,
Jab bhi lage tum taklif main ho,
palat kar dekhna tumhare saaye ki jagah hum honge..........
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chhoti si baat par koi shikwa na karna,
Koi bhool ho jaye to maaf karna,
Naraz tab hona jab hum dosti tod denge,
Kyonki aisa tab hoga jab hum duniya chhod denge.....
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